Mundane News

[Illaveago]

We were having lunch in John Lewis yesterday and at an adjacent table what seemed to be an interview was taking place. I nearly choked on the management phrases.

Was it a bit like listening to Stanley Unwin?

 

[coffeejo]

No-one mention tea or coffee. @The Velvet Curtain and @Lullabelle are stuck in an airport and he claims they're two flights and seven thousand miles from a proper brew.

 

[mybike]

No-one mention tea or coffee. @The Velvet Curtain and @Lullabelle are stuck in an airport and he claims they're two flights and seven thousand miles from a proper brew.

Are they fancying a cup of tea

or some coffee

 

[mybike]

Was it a bit like listening to Stanley Unwin?

Less intelligible.

 

[coffeejo]

Are they fancying a cup of tea

or some coffee

Both, I think. Industrial quantities thereof.

 

[raleighnut]

No-one mention tea or coffee. @The Velvet Curtain and @Lullabelle are stuck in an airport and he claims they're two flights and seven thousand miles from a proper brew.

And for god's sake no-one mention 'Bacon Cobs' or @The Velvet Curtain 's head will implode.

 

[mybike]

Both, I think. Industrial quantities thereof.

Could be your avatar is upsetting them.

 

[mybike]

And for god's sake no-one mention 'Bacon Cobs' or @The Velvet Curtain 's head will implode.

I'm planning to go into town shortly to have a bacon roll, does that count?

I'll probably have a mug of steaming coffee too.

 

[hopless500]

And for god's sake no-one mention 'Bacon Cobs' or @The Velvet Curtain 's head will implode.

Mustn't mention Scampi Fries either. Not that @The Velvet Curtain likes those of course

 

[Deleted member 1258]

It looks like the annual games have started, my car insurance renewal notice has dropped on the mat, they want to hike it from £34 a month to £52 a month. A quick look round has brought up a best quote of £34 a month rising to £40 a month if I have the optional breakdown and legal cover. I guess I will be trawling the internet later.

 

[Illaveago]

When training a kitten do I really need to use a chair and a whip?

 

[potsy]

I am on a bike ride

 

[hopless500]

I am on a bike ride

 

[raleighnut]

When training a kitten do I really need to use a chair and a whip?

Don't forget the Rhino hide gloves and bite proof boots too.

 

[potsy]

3.6 miles so far, stopped for a rest before meeting the peleton