Mundane News

[HertzvanRental]

Was the quick link about 45 minutes away from the bike?

It came very close!! I was thinking, " where's my carer, when I needed her most!!"

 

[User19783]

Not one alcoholic drop has passed my lips for a week now

I've not had a drop since the new year eve's party off 1999!
Not sure what that make me?



Please don't comment.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I've not had a drop since the new year eve's party off 1999!
Not sure what that make me?



Please don't comment.

Ok ok some of us have to start small

 

[vernon]

Ok ok some of us have to start small

So what are you going to rinse the pies down with?

 

[Hill Wimp]

So what are you going to rinse the pies down with?

I didn't say there may not be small lapses

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I keep thinking that I really should do something about my alcohol dependency. But today never seems like the right day to start. That said, I will be moderate.

 

[HertzvanRental]

I keep thinking that I really should do something about my alcohol dependency. But today never seems like the right day to start. That said, I will be moderate.

If it's a dependency, you can probably get an allowance!! Contact Social Services!!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

If it's a dependency, you can probably get an allowance!! Contact Social Services!!

Do they do home delivery?

 

[Hill Wimp]

Do they do home delivery?

Stick with Sainsburys they are more reliable

 

[HertzvanRental]

Do they do home delivery?

Yes, it's under the heading of Grants (or Teachers, Bells etc,etc.)

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Stick with Sainsburys they are more reliable

Nah, they make you go outside to drink it.

 

[IDMark2]

I think QI has a beard theme at the moment...

 

[tyred]

I've lost the top of my pen.

 

[Hill Wimp]

The cat is sat on my lap.

 

[GM]

Mrs GM has just spilled her favourite tub of 'Straight Up' yogurt straight out of the fridge onto the floor, splattered everywhere. Did my good deed and handed her a cloth for her to wipe it up.