Mundane News

[potsy]

Use cm's, apparently no one here understands metric.

Noooo it sounds even worse in cm's

 

[IDMark2]

Better not do your height in Imperial then...

 

[Large]

I have to collect a dinner suit on my way home

 

[TVC]

I've just had to go and buy a pair of 'emergency' jeans, embarrassment prevents me from telling you the waist size I have had to get this time

What were you saying about healthy?

 

[IDMark2]

It's the doughnut that's the problem, he'd probably be able to put the jeans on if he got out of it.

 

[potsy]

What were you saying about healthy?

Doesn't sound like the kind of word I'd use

Diet starts tomorrow

 

[Hill Wimp]

Just got on a train to go home.

 

[raleighnut]

I recommend the 'See food' diet.































See food then scoff it.

 

[TVC]

What type of diet, Potsy? Will it include bacon barms, kebabs and doughnuts? I think it should. Just cut down on the greenery.......after all that's what gives cows flatulence.

The thing is, Potsy is the perfect weight for a man of 7'9"

 

[stephec]

I necked a bottle of St Emilion last night, unfortunately it's reminded me how much I like a nice Bordeaux.

Good job I've got another eight bottles.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I necked a bottle of St Emilion last night, unfortunately it's reminded me how much I like a nice Bordeaux.

Good job I've got another eight bottles.

PM me your address i will help you get rid of the final 8

 

[Maverick Goose]

Have a doughnut to cheer yourself up. I'll have one as well to show solidarity.

I've already had one-solidarity showed!

 

[classic33]

63 days
1513 hours
90789 minutes
5447354 seconds

or
63 days, 1 hour, 8 minutes, 29 seconds

 

[Maverick Goose]

63 days
1513 hours
90789 minutes
5447354 seconds

or
63 days, 1 hour, 8 minutes, 29 seconds

Until Michael Jackson returns to save the world?

 

[midlife]

63 days
1513 hours
90789 minutes
5447354 seconds

or
63 days, 1 hour, 8 minutes, 29 seconds

I've lost track, are these days to retirement?

Shaun