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I am currently on the road to recovery as you know, 6 miles last week :angel:
Beat you. I cycled to the pub and back (7 miles) and the docs (also 7 miles)
:training:
 

Katherine

Guru
Moderator
Location
Manchester
Miss K. is worryingly following Gravel @User14044 in a minor way. Her WhatsApp message today was:



Xmas present request: suturing kit and a grapefruit knife. So I can do it myself or get my housemates to do it. So I don't have to wait over an hour in a walk in clinic, to then be told by a nurse to go to a&e for a stitch cos no one there would do them, and then have to get her to glue and steri strip it cos CBA. All cos my knife went straight through the other side of the grapefruit and into my finger... Sigh

Twas quite deep. Fat bursting out woop. “


Mr K has decreed :

Grapefruits taste horrible and are dangerous
In fact, what you need for a while is a magic porridge pot!"


She's going to be covered in scars the way she's going. She already has a scar on her chin and had to be stitched up after taking a corner too fast and coming off her bike on the way back from her work experience at the local hospice.
 

summerdays

Cycling in the sun
Location
Bristol
Miss K. is worryingly following Gravel @User14044 in a minor way. Her WhatsApp message today was:



Xmas present request: suturing kit and a grapefruit knife. So I can do it myself or get my housemates to do it. So I don't have to wait over an hour in a walk in clinic, to then be told by a nurse to go to a&e for a stitch cos no one there would do them, and then have to get her to glue and steri strip it cos CBA. All cos my knife went straight through the other side of the grapefruit and into my finger... Sigh

Twas quite deep. Fat bursting out woop. “


Mr K has decreed :

Grapefruits taste horrible and are dangerous
In fact, what you need for a while is a magic porridge pot!"


She's going to be covered in scars the way she's going. She already has a scar on her chin and had to be stitched up after taking a corner too fast and coming off her bike on the way back from her work experience at the local hospice.
Oh dear.... Mine is just mastering cooking.... Latest was "can I get food poisoning from reheating broccoli as it cooled down whilst I was preparing the rest":rolleyes:
 
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