Mundane News

[Katherine]

My gloves are on the radiator.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

It's raining here

 

[summerdays]

Sunshine here!

 

[Mireystock]

Sunshine ! (yes, really !)

 

[vernon]

Cold last night.

You soft lad. I'm considering putting on a t-shirt and Mrs Vernon is considering abandoning her bikini and wearing a mini skirt for a night out.


The Geordie Temperature Scale
10 degrees - Southerners turn on the heating; Geordies plant gardens.
4 degrees - Southerners shiver uncontrollably; Geordies sunbathe.
1 degree - Southern cars won't start; Geordies drive their cars with the window down.
-6 degrees - Southerners wear coats, gloves and wool hats; Geordie men throw on a t-shirt and women wear mini-skirts instead of bikinis.
-10 degrees - Southern landlords turn up the heating; Geordies have the last BBQ before it gets cold.
-17 degrees - Southerners begin to evacuate; Geordies go swimming in the North Sea.
-25 degrees - Southerners cease to exist; Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket.
-60 degrees - Polar bears wonder if its worth it; Geordie boy scouts start wearing long trousers.
-75 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole; Geordies put on their long johns.
-113 degrees - Alcohol freezes; Geordies become frustrated because the pubs are shut.
-182 degrees - Microbial life starts to disappear; the cows on the Town Moor complain of farmers with cold hands.
-273 degrees - All atomic motion stops; Geordies start to stamp on the ground and blow on their hands.
-295 degrees - Hell freezes over; Sunderland qualify for Europe.

 

[Mireystock]

Snap, just over the river near neighbour !

 

[steveindenmark]

The first of this years snow arrived in Denmark today. Along with the wind and the thermometer has dropped well below freezing.

 

[Lullabelle]

Sunny here today and a bit warmer than yesterday. My washing is on the line

 

[IDMark2]

I am going to see if there is still a Glossy Ibis at the Axe marshlands in Seaton.

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Deleted member 1258]

We are now into training for Christmas, we have got two turkey drumsticks for Sunday dinner, I've just put them in the oven and had to use two dishes, we haven't got a dish big enough to put them both in one dish.

 

[IDMark2]

I am going to see if there is still a Glossy Ibis at the Axe marshlands in Seaton.

It wasn't.

 

[IDMark2]

Are you sure. I think it's back.

It could be. But it is black. So at this time of day
<adopts spooky voice>
noooobody knooooowwws...

 

[Lullabelle]

I have made a chicken casserole, it is quietly blipping away in the oven. TVC is my teacher

 

[IDMark2]

Mrs ID has given in to my charming request - I don't know how she could mistake it for 'whining begging' like she said - for more of her Peanut butter cookies.

A Roast Beef supper is on the way later as well.