Mundane News

[GrumpyGregry]

The Spicy Tuna sandwich I just ate didn't really need the extra Jalapenos.

 

[Aperitif]

I have a new sewing machine

You'll be starting a new thread soon...

 

[andytheflyer]

Anybody seen @SatNavSaysStraightOn recently?

 

[Hill Wimp]

Time to meditate.

Shush

 

[potsy]

Time to medicate.

Shush

More like it

 

[PeteXXX]

There is such a thing as a free lunch! I have a £2.50 voucher from work as I won't be around for the free Christmas dinner they serve up.

 

[Lullabelle]

My sister messaged me last night to ask if we want another cat, my reply was 'hell no'

 

[Lullabelle]

The card only had a £5000 limit.

Imagine the embarrassment when having to turn round and say, "I'll have to order everyone else's next month."

 

[Hill Wimp]

Mince pie but i am being good and having green tea with mint

 

[potsy]

Mince pie but i am being good and having green tea with mint

I am also being good and only having one of my two free chocolate muffins with my cappuccino

 

[potsy]

Can I have the other one?

No.

 

[raleighnut]

My sister messaged me last night to ask if we want another cat, my reply was 'hell no'

An ickle playmate for Merlot might be nice.

 

[potsy]

My sister messaged me last night to ask if we want another cat, my reply was 'hell no'

That would put you further down the pecking order

 

[vernon]

I'm about to read my latest issue of BMFA News.

 

[TVC]

An ickle playmate for Merlot might be nice.

No it wouldn't