Mundane News

[Gravity Aided]

I bought 2 bike bells while downtown, two chime bells that sound like old time bike bells.

 

[gavgav]

here too.

I've just been out in it to rescue my cousin from Sainsbury's as her car wouldn't start.

Oh dear! You've had a busy week on the car front!

 

[stephec]

Last week,after one delivery,i caught up with the postlady,and gave her back one item of mail.Lakeland Crescent,Which is Alwoodley.

Did you say to her, "this wouldn't have happened in my day."

 

[vernon]

I'm having a raisin for breakfast. I hope that it doesn't swell after its consumption.

 

[summerdays]

Only the one? At this rate you will shrivel and end up looking like one!

 

[vernon]

I didn't get a knighthood.

But your bicyle did.

'Arise Sir Ly'

 

[Illaveago]

My cat got stuck to the carpet! I had to release her claw . The new carpet seems like velcro for cats.

 

[Illaveago]

It is a bit wet and windy outside and still dark!

 

[Levo-Lon]

Its Thursday...all change tomorrow

 

[TVC]

The street is dry

 

[Hill Wimp]

It's not dry here.

 

[vernon]

It's cold outdoors and breezy indoors.

 

[vernon]

I'm going to take pies and good cheer to Woodrup cycles this morning.

 

[IDMark2]

Due to circumstances beyond my control a larger proportion of the day has occurred, without me being awake to see it, than I intended when I went to bed.

 

[vernon]

Due to circumstances beyond my control a larger proportion of the day has occurred, without me being awake to see it, than I intended when I went to bed.

That was fluent Yodaspeak.

Are lessons available on Duolingo?