Mundane News

[welsh dragon]

I have not paid for a haircut in over 20 years. My 2 previous girlfriends before Jannie were hairdressers. Since being in Denmark for 13 years I have refused to pay £15 for a haircut and I cut my own hair.

I have cut Mr WD's hair for a lifetime. I wouldn't however let him near my hair....

 

[steveindenmark]

I have cut Mr WD's hair for a lifetime. I wouldn't however let him near my hair....

Jannie wants me to cut her hair, but she would end up looking like GI Jane, so I keep refusing.

 

[raleighnut]

I haven't had a haircut for 25yrs, it has reached it's maximum natural length and just stays that long (cue scruffy hippy jibes about sandals and beads)

 

[Levo-Lon]

The good lady run the Whal over my bonce last night..i hate having more than 5mm long hair..
ill feel the cold today tho...

 

[Deleted member 1258]

The barbers where I get my hair cut has always charged me pensioners rate, less than a fiver.

 

[hopless500]

I am sitting through 'Something or Other in Paradise'.

Death

 

[hopless500]

I infuriated my wife by correctly suggesting that the murder victim had something in her hand, that the victim's stalker's letters were lesbian in origin, that the stocking was a camera filter and that the murderer was the photographer.

I might spend some of my redundancy money on visiting Guadeloupe - it seems a pretty place though the murder rate seems a bit disproportionate for such a small island.

It's twinned with Midsomer Slaughter..

 

[hopless500]

I think I own too many books.

Not possible. Do what we did and build an extension to house them

 

[GrumpyGregry]

My weekend begins

Standard for Denmark

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I have not paid for a haircut in over 20 years. My 2 previous girlfriends before Jannie were hairdressers. Since being in Denmark for 13 years I have refused to pay £15 for a haircut and I cut my own hair.

Thats a saving of £2300 in Denmark alone.

Start cutting your kids hair now. It will pay for their education later in life.

I was quoted 470SEK for a number four on top, and number one on the back and sides please in a deeply unfashionable part of Stockholm. I didn't want to buy the ruddy clippers.

 

[Illaveago]

They reckon that the brain can store 4.7 million books, a lot of mine seem to be dot to dot.

 

[Illaveago]

There is drizzle here today, sadly not the cake variety!

 

[Illaveago]

This chap was one of my fashion icons

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Do you wear a monocle?

 

[martint235]

They reckon that the brain can store 4.7 million books, a lot of mine seem to be dot to dot.

For most people, I think you'll find it's BILLION!!! Or to put it into a more modern context, one single brain (probably with less functionality than mine even) can hold the entire contents of the internet.

 

[Mo1959]

[Shaun edit: Mod post removed and Tea? thread re-opened]

Oh well..................sad days. Looks like the forum has become either a purely money making venture or there are too many small minded folks making silly complaints on here. Either way, I've had enough of it. Adios.