Mundane News

[Hill Wimp]

I need another cup of coffee but i cannot be asked to move to get it. The cat is fast asleep on my lap and i am comfortable.

I need a butler.

 

[GM]

I need a butler.

'you rang M'lady'

 

[TVC]

'you rang M'lady'

Do you have perfectly sculpted thighs and a square jawed, confident Swiss demeanor? @Hill Wimp has high standards.

 

[mybike]

'you rang M'lady'

 

[GM]

Do you have perfectly sculpted thighs and a square jawed, confident Swiss demeanor? @Hill Wimp has high standards.

Afraid not! Flabby thighs, bit of a beer belly and a cockney accent. Do I still get the job!

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Just back from my ride. As I came through Barnet, no one spat at me, punched me, swore at me, called me a doper or threw any liquids at me.

you sure you were not in New Barnet?

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Just found a hole in my only pair of trousers.
I am meant to be looking smart for the 'do' at my mother's tomorrow.
My husband is out car hunting and I have no way of buying new...


oh well, back to the scruff, patched look I have always had.

 

[mybike]

Afraid not! Flabby thighs, bit of a beer belly and a cockney ascent. Do I still get the job!

Cockneys' always were above themselves.

Just found a hole in my only pair of trousers.
I am meant to be looking smart for the 'do' at my mother's tomorrow.
My husband is out car hunting and I have no way of buying new...


oh well, back to the scruff, patched look I have always had.

Pinch a pair of his.


Oh, hold on, he works in IT.

 

[GM]

Cockneys' always were above themselves.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I left a bike light on when I got back from the pub last night - inn attention, or inattention, it's a hard one to call.... It was still working but now one of the batteries won't recharge.

In other news, it's windy out there.

 

[Hill Wimp]

The sun has come out here finally and there is some warmth in it but its rather blowy.

 

[alicat]

Some friends helped me mend my shed yesterday.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Just finished my first cup of coffee.

 

[Elswick Cotterpin]

It's bin day tomorrow.

 

[IDMark2]

Judging by the fact the neighbours kids sand pit cover has just arrived in my garden over the hedge I think it's safe to say that it's a bit windy and I'm not going to head out for a ride in that.