Mundane News

[TVC]

@Hill Wimp. What are you reading?

The Beano I should think.

 

[vernon]

We went out and watched Macbeth at the local cinema. That's my culture for the year. Great production/film, quite gory but well worth a watch. Fasbender was bril as Macbeth.

Macbeth is my favourite Shakespeare play. I'll have to go and see it.

 

[Maverick Goose]

There was a guy working on the butchery counter of my local Waitrose today wearing a beard net.

 

[Hill Wimp]

@Hill Wimp. What are you reading?

A Very British Coup by Chris Mullin.

 

[Hill Wimp]

The cat woke me up at 4am.

She does not realise it's Sunday.

 

[Katherine]

Hope we see some sunshine today. It was so damp and dull yesterday.

 

[TVC]

I was awake at 4 but went back to sleep at 4.30. I could see Jupiter and Venus in the eastern sky.

Is Mrs R making you sleep in the garden again?

 

[Hill Wimp]

It's a gorgeous day out there.

 

[stephec]

Mrs Stephec is a teaching assistant, and she's been told she has to go on a training course about how to recognise radicalisation and extremism.

 

[mybike]

It's a gorgeous day out there.

It's going to rain.

Mrs Stephec is a teaching assistant, and she's been told she has to go on a training course about how to recognise radicalisation and extremism.

I'd like to go on one of those, the bait opportunities would be endless.

 

[vernon]

Mrs Stephec is a teaching assistant, and she's been told she has to go on a training course about how to recognise radicalisation and extremism.

I'd like to go on one of those, the bait opportunities would be endless.

You'd be made to feel as welcome as a fart in a space suit.

 

[vernon]

I'm about to mix some high nitromethane content fuel for one of my model aircraft engines.

 

[User19783]

Mrs Stephec is a teaching assistant, and she's been told she has to go on a training course about how to recognise radicalisation and extremism.

Same as my oh, but she works in pre school.
There's no hope.

 

[IDMark2]

I'm about to mix some high nitromethane content fuel for one of my model aircraft engines.

Give TVC a call, he may have been saving last week's vegetarian experiment output for you.

 

[vernon]

Same as my oh, but she works in pre school.
There's no hope.

Sadly her school has no choice in the matter. The goverment enforcement agency OFSTED expect to see the promotion of British values and radicalisation identification measures implemented in all schools on pain of being put in Special Measures if they are absent.