Mundane News

[Cheddar George]

A Swiss friend has just sent us this:



I'll love her forever.

Just noticed it's UTZ fair trade as well !

Nobody wants to go and fight with a stomach full of unethically sourced chocolate.

 

[mybike]

today i'm wearing light grey socks with dark brown shoes and black corduroy trousers.

I look very silly.

Why do you look very silly?

Why does the pleasure of owning cats have to include piles of undigested vomit on the window sill and half eaten mice bleeding all over the carpet?

Pleasure?

I've tried hoovering it but it's too big for the Dyson. I'll have to revert to the rubber gloves and tongs technique.

I'll need to get rid of it before Mrs S comes home though. The last time this happened it took me 2 hours to coax her down from the kitchen stool where she had taken refuge.

Cat's have the same effect on me.

 

[Mireystock]

I am no longer an Aldi 'cycling clothing' virgin.

I suspect I should be able to direct jet fighters onto an aircraft carrier, as my new top is so hi-viz...

 

[TVC]

Off out to the poshest restaurant in town (easy now, it is Leicester) for the eight course tasting menu.

 

[TVC]

Enjoy yourselves

Suppose I'd better take Lu

 

[Slioch]

Off out to the poshest restaurant in town (easy now, it is Leicester)

Nando's?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I have cycled approximately 0.4 miles today. And I drove the car with the bike in it for approximately the same distance.

 

[raleighnut]

Off out to the poshest restaurant in town (easy now, it is Leicester) for the eight course tasting menu.

What the whole McDonalds menu platter.

 

[TVC]

What the whole McDonalds menu platter.

The White Peacock. It even has a snooty French waiter.

I have eaten enough gels, micro herbs and poncy twiddles to last a year. But my life it was good. When it takes three hours to eat your supper you know you've had a supper.

 

[PeteXXX]

Tonight, the moon is a waning crescent..
On my birthday, it will be a full moon.

 

[PeteXXX]

The White Peacock. It even has a snooty French waiter.

I have eaten enough gels, micro herbs and poncy twiddles to last a year. But my life it was good. When it takes three hours to eat your supper you know you've had a supper.

Aren't all French waiters snooty? It's part of their training..

 

[Moon bunny]

I am in Boston, Mass, at last.

 

[TVC]

Right, I'm up, too early to cut the grass.

 

[raleighnut]

Right, I'm up, too early to cut the grass.

You've got lights on the bike, fit em to the mower.

 

[summerdays]

I'm awake... And trying to decide if I make my own coffee or wait till my coffee maker wakes it.... But I might die of thirst in the meantime!