Mundane News

[vernon]

Microwave fun part one:

1. Put a cup containing half an inch of water into a microwave.
2. Put a U2 CD on top of the mug.
3. Give the contents a twenty second blast on full power.
4. Enjoy the pyrotechnic spectacle of the Cd's demise enhance by the knowledge that you've saved someone the misery of listening to Bono.
5. Repeat with another U2 CD.

 

[vernon]

The neighbours behind us are preparing their bonfire and firework display for tonight. We have a ringside seat.

@postman has to make to with a seat in the threepenny nosebleeds and a pair of binoculars.

 

[potsy]

The neighbours behind us are preparing their bonfire and firework display for tonight. We have a ringside seat.

@postman has to make to with a seat in the threepenny nosebleeds and a pair of binoculars.

Oh yeah, forgot about the racket that'll be going on tonight as I try to sleep for a 5am wake up

 

[tyred]

Microwave fun part one:

1. Put a cup containing half an inch of water into a microwave.
2. Put a U2 CD on top of the mug.
3. Give the contents a twenty second blast on full power.
4. Enjoy the pyrotechnic spectacle of the Cd's demise enhance by the knowledge that you've saved someone the misery of listening to Bono.
5. Repeat with another U2 CD.

I'm going to have to buy a U2 CD to try this out...

 

[TVC]

Oh yeah, forgot about the racket that'll be going on tonight as I try to sleep for a 5am wake up

Are you working tomorrow, oh dear, we're not, we have four days off.

 

[potsy]

Are you working tomorrow, oh dear, we're not, we have four days off.

Just finishing my 4 days off, oh well I'll have another 4 off from Wednesday

 

[TVC]

Some frinds of our went out for a meal. Now his is what you call a restaurant bill.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Some frinds of our went out for a meal. Now his is what you call a restaurant bill.

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[TVC]

You can get a good bottle of wine for that money...

Or about 200 of the plonk that you drink

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Some frinds of our went out for a meal. Now his is what you call a restaurant bill.

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Has John got a flying house? Cool!

BTW, shouldn't the VAT figure be higher?

 

[TVC]

Has John got a flying house? Cool!

BTW, shouldn't the VAT figure be higher?

He's got himself a Michelin star. I may have to go, they do a two course lunch for £24 which is reasonable given that you would pay that for two coffees in Finchley.

 

[vernon]

You can get a good bottle of wine for that money...

Or a third of a bottle of vintage absinthe

http://www.finestandrarest.com/2011-absinthe

 

[IDMark2]

£24 for two lunches is pretty good, is it a Weatherspoons?

 

[vernon]

£24 for two lunches is pretty good, is it a Weatherspoons?

No it's two poncy boiled eggs.

 

[vernon]

I sometimes despair of friends in Leicester. They are such cheapskates when it comes to food and drink. Do you think we should offer to educated them?

We'll have to be gentle.