Mundane News

[Hill Wimp]

The next conservatory salesman to give me a quote is on his way.

Please don't let him be like the car salesman i am currently dealing with as my retirement may have to be postponed for 25yrs until i am released from HMP

 

[Hill Wimp]

View attachment 110126 Bath Time

I bet your wife is at work

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Peugeot 205s can have any one of seven different types of back brake shoes. DAMHIKT

My old cavalier was 'great' fun. It was K reg. It was the only registration plate that existed in 3 different 'marks'. Mark 2 ended a month or two into K. Mark 3 started and ended in K and Mark 4 started in K... it used to cause chaos until I found the answer was to say it was the model that only existed for the reg plate k.... needless to say the parts were not the same but just looked similar! Ahhhhh

 

[Hill Wimp]

I've just posted a parcel to Leeds.

Pie ?

 

[Hill Wimp]

Pie dishes

 

[Hill Wimp]

I think I owe you a meal out in town......I'll bring Mrs R this time, now that she is a pie connoisseur

 

[potsy]

I have just descaled the coffee machine.

I did that last week

Why did rocky descale hill wimps coffee machine?

Is this some kind of service he performs for all cc'ers or just those that hold a dossier on him?

 

[Mireystock]

Pie ?

Coals to Newcastle comes to mind...

 

[potsy]

I'm trying to assist our boys (and girls) in blue

Even Drongo Drago?

 

[potsy]

OK, I've changed my mind

Bloody rozzers

 

[vernon]

I will make you a bespoke pie that you can call your very own.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I will make you a bespoke pie that you can call your very own.

No squirrel though

 

[vernon]

No squirrel though

Mindreader.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Mindreader.

 

[vernon]

Mind you, I know where to find a very fat squirrel

You've got the gun, I've got the squirrel......