Mundane News

[TVC]

So far I have none, just as I like it

Has mine not turned up

 

[Hill Wimp]

I have just taken delivery of a stunning 2016 calendar. 12 fabulous photos

I await my delivery from the South Wests finest photographer.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Just back from acupuncture, i may need to lie down now.

 

[potsy]

Just back from acupuncture, i may need to lie down now.

Have you paid somebody to stick pins in you?
I would have done that for free

 

[GrumpyGregry]

...to iOS9?

Not a hope in hell, I want a camera with a smartphone built in not a fashion accessory.

 

[IDMark2]

I await my delivery from the South Wests finest photographer.

But I haven't sent any out... ?

This is my daughter enjoying the convertible in the summer. It'll soon be here again.

 

[Saluki]

Just left the guitar school office for the last time this year. Homeward bound now.

 

[TVC]

I'm bored

 

[vernon]

I'm bored

Not as bored as you would be if my mate Boring Pete was telling you about his exploits in data analysis.

 

[numbnuts]

I'm bored

So am I just made myself a cup of tea and warmed mince pie

 

[vernon]

So am I just made myself a cup of tea and warmed mince pie

I'm so bored that I'm interested in knowing how you warmed your mince pie - microwave or oven?

 

[potsy]

I think it's to numb the pain of reading about your fixie cycling adventures

 

[potsy]

I'm so bored that I'm interested in knowing how you warmed your mince pie

I reckon he just dunked it in his tea

 

[vernon]

I reckon he just dunked it in his tea

Is that tea made with tea bags or tea made with loose leaf tea?

 

[TVC]

....and was the tea grown on the north side of the plantation or the south?

Everyone knows that east facing slopes deliver the best tasting tea because the leaf sugars are developed by the early morning sunlight.