vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
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- Meanwood, Leeds
Mundane News
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Hill Wimp
Fair weathered,fair minded but easily persuaded.
No she is wisely keeping out of his accident prone way
Hill Wimp
Fair weathered,fair minded but easily persuaded.
I have noticed the similarities including his interest in beer and playing with balls.......I think you should change his name to Gravel
Donger
Convoi Exceptionnel
- Location
- Quedgeley, Glos.
Mundane for Gloucester: Three conversations I caught snippets of while walking to and from the bank this lunchtime:
(1) (Two groups of youths standing ten feet apart across a busy footpath ... boy and girl ranting at each other)
Him: "so you've F***ing dumped me then?" Her "Who says I've f****ing dumped you?" Him (yelling even louder): "Well you haven't f****ing called me" Her (equally loud): That's cos some b***tard's stolen mi f****ing phone!".
(2) (Group of orange-faced push-chair wielding young mums with those gaffer-tape eyebrows that are so popular but make you look like Milhouse from the Simpsons)
The only bloke among the group: "Tell you what you do ... when it's time for his last feed of the day, put a thimble full of whisky in his milk ... He'll be out all night".
(3) (Pale faced youth slumped against a wall talking excitably on his mobile) "Nah! Six months suspended! So I'll be out on the piss Saturday night!"
Stop the world, I wanna get off!
(1) (Two groups of youths standing ten feet apart across a busy footpath ... boy and girl ranting at each other)
Him: "so you've F***ing dumped me then?" Her "Who says I've f****ing dumped you?" Him (yelling even louder): "Well you haven't f****ing called me" Her (equally loud): That's cos some b***tard's stolen mi f****ing phone!".
(2) (Group of orange-faced push-chair wielding young mums with those gaffer-tape eyebrows that are so popular but make you look like Milhouse from the Simpsons)
The only bloke among the group: "Tell you what you do ... when it's time for his last feed of the day, put a thimble full of whisky in his milk ... He'll be out all night".
(3) (Pale faced youth slumped against a wall talking excitably on his mobile) "Nah! Six months suspended! So I'll be out on the piss Saturday night!"
Stop the world, I wanna get off!
- Location
- Manchester
Actually, we do!
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
My mother swore by this and claimed it worked for me and my five brothers.
I was much more responsible and knocked out my offspring with Phenergan and if the frequency became too often for comfort, I'd take it and sleep through their nocturnal crying.
summerdays
Cycling in the sun
- Location
- Bristol
My snatched bit of conversation yesterday was on the bus, the girl in front of me was sitting with her friend when her Mum called. From the repeated conversation, it seems her sister in my youngest child's year had head butted another child and they needed first aid afterwards. The sister had been suspended! The mother and sister's reaction - laughter and blaming teachers for winding her up, it sounded as though the one sitting in front of me had also had a few suspensions etc.
Apparantly Brandy worked for me when I was teething.
summerdays
Cycling in the sun
- Location
- Bristol
My parents fully believed in medicinal whiskey, and as a child I exploited it, and remember coming downstairs in my nightie claiming I couldn't sleep to have a toddy. They even used to make my sister who hated the taste drink it!
Ah..................so that explains it.
I sat through an hour and a quarter of a German bloke playing piano whilst wearing an Impala mask. The music was good, but the mask was just weird.
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
I made mustard cauliflower cheese this evening.
Photo or it didn't happen.
Actually I could fancy some cauliflower cheese right now
mybike
Grumblin at Garmin on the Granny Gear
- Location
- Not 'emel 'empstead
Suet pastry made, steak & kidney filling in the slow cooker - some work making 4x 300ml puddings tomorrow, road blocks on M1 set up to ensure certain persons don't make it South.
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