Mundane News

[summerdays]

I've had pancakes for tea.... I'm feeling rather full!

 

[PeteXXX]

What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?

























About 3,000 miles.

The old one's are the best...

 

[TVC]

If an elephants feet cover 48 square inches, what does its tail cover?












Its bum.

 

[potsy]

Can we take a lead from the tea thread and impose a 10 ppd* rule please mods?




















*puns per day

 

[TVC]

Can we take a lead from the tea thread and impose a 10 ppd* rule please mods?




















*puns per day

Would we have to keep count of our current puns?

 

[potsy]

Would we have to keep count of our current puns?

Only if you can count as far as 10, one or two on here would struggle

 

[TVC]

Only if you can count as far as 10, one or two on here would struggle

The Norfolk contingent could count to 12 without having to take their socks off.

 

[Hill Wimp]

The Norfolk contingent could count to 12 without having to take their socks off.

 

[PeteXXX]

How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?
















Big footprints in the butter

 

[Speicher]

What is the difference between an elephant and a post box?

 

[potsy]

What is the difference between an elephant and a post box?

That's your 10 done, no time for an answer

 

[TVC]

Why have elephants got big ears?








Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

 

[Speicher]

That's your 10 done, no time for an answer

I presume you do not know the answer, so I will not be asking you to post any letters.

 

[Speicher]

My Elephant is now somewhere called Hub.

 

[potsy]

I presume you do not know the answer, so I will not be asking you to post any letters.

Get with it grandma, nobody posts letters any more