Mundane News

[vernon]

I forgot to unset the alarm clock from yesterday's 'oh my God o'clock' setting.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Horrible thought @Hill Wimp, what if this is what Rocky and Vernon got up to after you left? In the back room of the Bree Louise, strip down to their jockies, lube themselves up with extra virgin olive oil and tussle on the bare wooden floor to exhaustion.

Mind Bleach NOW!!!

 

[vernon]

Morning, Vern.

Thank you for those pies - they were lovely.

You're welcome.

 

[cosmicbike]

Well I sat at my desk last night eating crackers with a nice bit of Brie and Stilton.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Morning, Vern.

Thank you for those pies - they were lovely.

Yes they were.

2 paws and a hand high five raised in thanks.

 

[vernon]

Pies at the Bree Louise. They don't comply with the full pie regulations as they are the crust placed on pie dish variety but they do allow the crusts to be dunked in the pie filling croissant style. It's was also nice to find a substantial kidney content in the steak and kidney filling.

 

[vernon]

Jack Nicholson?

 

[slowmotion]

The inside of my soil pipe is clean. I wouldn't go so far as to say I would eat my supper off it, but it's OK.

 

[vernon]

The inside of my soil pipe is clean. I wouldn't go so far as to say I would eat my supper off it, but it's OK.

But you made a meal of your deliberations....

 

[vernon]

I'll be hacking my way through your door any minute now.

It's uncanny isn't it?

 

[vernon]

Unflattering would be the word I'd use

It's broken the sleep function on my desktop computer.

 

[GM]

Nice pies Guys!

 

[vernon]

I've just got around to checking some lottery ticket numbers bought last year.

They won on the 14th and 21st October and 11th and 18th November 2015

It's a shame that I bought them on 30th December.

 

[mybike]

You achieving a degree of literacy instead buffoonery? Re-read my comment.

Perhaps you have spent too long in your profession.

 

[vernon]

Perhaps you have spent too long in your profession.