Mundane News

[vernon]

It's the one that states that there are more stars in the known Universe than there are grains of sand on all the beaches in the World that gets me.

And a weird one. The Universe is incredibly large, however humanity is part of the Universe and we know the Universe exists. That means the Universe is self aware, it knows it is a Universe.

I cope with Universe musings with a mind over matter frame of mind. I don't mind and it doesn't matter.

 

[vernon]

Deep, that kind of thing interests me a great deal and I enjoy documentaries which is why we have a telescope

Make sure that you put it on the roof so that you are closer to the stars and get a better view.

 

[TVC]

Make sure that you put it on the roof so that you are closer to the stars and get a better view.

We keep pointing it at the John Lewis bloke who lives on the moon, but he just keeps giving us two fingers.

 

[vernon]

We keep pointing it at the John Lewis bloke who lives on the moon, but he just keeps giving us two fingers.

Too tight to give you a full Kit Kat?

 

[Illaveago]

Deep, that kind of thing interests me a great deal and I enjoy documentaries which is why we have a telescope

You need a telescope to watch documentaries?

 

[TVC]

You need a telescope to watch documentaries?

We live in a very big house.

 

[vernon]

We live in a very big house.

Stop the pretence.

You've got a very small television. An old one at that. One made by Clive Sinclair.

 

[mybike]

We live in a very big house.

I think you just don't let Lu near enough to grab the remote.

 

[TVC]

Stop the pretence.

You've got a very small television. An old one at that. One made by Clive Sinclair.

Rocky lost his hair quickly.




In other news, I have a feeling I may be spending a lot of money tomorrow

 

[Maverick Goose]

I'm listening to Duran Duran.

 

[Illaveago]

It's the one that states that there are more stars in the known Universe than there are grains of sand on all the beaches in the World that gets me.

And a weird one. The Universe is incredibly large, however humanity is part of the Universe and we know the Universe exists. That means the Universe is self aware, it knows it is a Universe.

Thinking along similar lines, if the nucleus of an atom was the size of a pea the atom itself would be the size of a baseball field. So what size would a person be?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Damn! I've just lost most of my bottle of beer. I pulled the table it was on closer to me and over it went. I've mopped most of it up with a tea towel,question is should i wring the towel out into the pint pot?

 

[Saluki]

Damn! I've just lost most of my bottle of beer. I pulled the table it was on closer to me and over it went. I've mopped most of it up with a tea towel,question is should i wring the towel out into the pint pot?

Why didn't you just lick the table? It would have cut out the middle stage of the tea towel. Rather then wringing it out, you could just suck it, I suppose.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Why didn't you just lick the table? It would have cut out the middle stage of the tea towel. Rather then wringing it out, you could just suck it, I suppose.

The bottle fell off the table and poured on the carpet. If it had poured onto the table i'd have sucked it up.

 

[slowmotion]

I didn't lay the last three sheets of flooring yesterday. I won't today either. I might on Monday.