Mundane News

[mybike]

I was going to do an oil change on my Venga, but first I had better do the washing up.

I was wondering are all of those cars with park assist automatics?

My C Max has park assist and no, it isn't automatic. But I should think they all have power steering.

 

[tyred]

Bugger! Bugger! Bugger! I picked the car up on my way back and its passed its MOT but with an advisory on corrosion on the front subframe,

Nip it in the bud now before it gets worse - wire brush and Waxoyl.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Foggy in Normal this morning. Could be a trend.

 

[redvision95]

Bike Failed its MOT today.
It has now been banished to my half brothers workshop.
It will never return.

Never buy a WR450F, Piece of rubbish. Never again.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Not bad given I hear that you already are a major shareholder in Gordons

No Gordons is watered down rubbish. Though at this exact moment any alcohol i can get my hands on would do

 

[Hill Wimp]

What a coincidence, so does Hill wimp

 

[TVC]

Either you have ginger nasal hairs, or you have been sniffing Henry again.

That's what Potsy says anyway.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I've got flu

 

[vernon]

No Gordons is watered down rubbish. Though at this exact moment any alcohol i can get my hands on would do

I have a bottle of Icelandic gin that even you would find undrinkable.

 

[TVC]

I have a bottle of Icelandic gin that even you would find undrinkable.

I had Icelandic schnapps a couple of years ago, If you can imagine several liquorice sticks dissolved in meths then you would be close to the smoothness and delicate taste it achieved.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Just finished work.
foggy as a foggy thing early on ,now a beautiful sunny day...think ill have a bike ride..

 

[vernon]

I had Icelandic schnapps a couple of years ago, If you can imagine several liquorice sticks dissolved in meths then you would be close to the smoothness and delicate taste it achieved.

I'll raise you a delicate blend of Domestos, Swarfega and Glade air freshener(floral meadows)

 

[midlife]

I'll raise you a delicate blend of Domestos, Swarfega and Glade air freshener(floral meadows)

Thats Retsina

Shaun

 

[vernon]

Thats Retsina

Shaun

Distilled puhlease. My bottle is 40% alcohol.

 

[summerdays]

I've got the occasional grey hair, and it's made me realise how fond I am of my own hair colour..... (But as my sister started going grey 20 years ago taking after my Dad I'm feeling quite lucky)