Mundane News

[TVC]

Don't bet on it. And don't feed her gin on a bike ride. It makes her go faster

I've seen her ride, it would be difficult to make her go slower.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I have a bottle of Icelandic gin that even you would find undrinkable.

I would have to try it just to be sure.

I now have a strong beverage in hand and my mother has been despatched ............... home.

The poor shop assistants in East Kent today deserve medals and could probably claim to be suffering from PTSD after meeting my mother.

The trip failed in it's intention of finding a suitable cooker.

 

[TVC]

How's the new zimmer frame?

It came gift wrapped.

 

[redvision95]

It came gift wrapped.

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Its a lemon

 

[TVC]

Its a lemon

Volcanic Orange, thank you. Definitely not a Dacia

 

[Katherine]

The poor shop assistants in East Kent today deserve medals and could probably claim to be suffering from PTSD after meeting my mother.

The trip failed in it's intention of finding a suitable cooker.

Well done!
Did you expect to find a suitable cooker? In my experience, parents don't like anything that's not the same as the old one.

 

[TVC]

BTW, congrats

It looks great

It has now been put to bed in the garage. According to the girls at the dealership we are supposed to give it a name. So here is your weekend competition, pick a name for my new motor*




*The competition organiser reserves the right not to declare a winner if all entries are deemed unsuitable, sarcastic or just plain rude, which lets face it is nighly likely if Vernon and Potsy are involved. The judges decision is final, until his wife changes it.

 

[Katherine]

Be careful - some of us here are older people

As in older than ourselves. I particularly didn't mention old or elderly. Are you hard to please when taken out shopping then?

 

[Katherine]

It has now been put to bed in the garage. According to the girls at the dealership we are supposed to give it a name. So here is your weekend competition, pick a name for my new motor*




*The competition organiser reserves the right not to declare a winner if all entries are deemed unsuitable, sarcastic or just plain rude, which lets face it is nighly likely if Vernon and Potsy are involved. The judges decision is final, until his wife changes it.

Daisy
Sunshine
The Big Yellow Taxi
Blondie

 

[potsy]

I've seen that car before but I just can't put my finger on it

 

[TVC]

I've seen that car before but I just can't put my finger on it

So it begins

 

[Hill Wimp]

Well done!
Did you expect to find a suitable cooker? In my experience, parents don't like anything that's not the same as the old one.

Spot on although she can get what she wants on the internet but she won't as she insists on seeing it beforehand. These days shops, including the big superstores don't tend to have integrated gas cookers in store because they sell so little of them.

 

[Hill Wimp]

So it begins

Buttercup?

Gertrude?

 

[vernon]

Nope

Nope.

It's on the drive.

Gravel?

 

[redvision95]

About to go to A&E.
Fell down the stairs.
May have broken arm.