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coffeejo

Ælfrēd
Location
West Somerset
I said to a colleague today after noticing it was the 13th 'ooh it's Friday 13th and I hadn't realised'
I think I may be a little confused :wacko:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
The Elton John gig on Saturday turned out to be a bit of a damp squib. Apparently he went on stage without any introduction, played the set then left the stage. It only became apparent he had finished when signs went up on the screens thanking everyone for turning up. A bad gig by the sound of things.
 

TVC

Guest
Csn I smell kebabs?
 

mybike

Grumblin at Garmin on the Granny Gear
I've had a result today......turned up to my barbers for a £9 haircut and they've closed down :sad:

Two doors away is a fancy stylist - "yes, we could cut sir's hair in 10 minutes, we seem to have a free slot." Me: "How much would that be?" "£56, we do scissor cuts" After I've picked myself up off the floor, I did mention that all I need is a No 2 and actually I don't have much hair any way. "No, sir, it will still be £56". (That would be £1 for every second it would take to cut my Barnet). Dejected, I cycled home and by chance saw a barbers nearer by. "Yes, we can do you a quick cut. That'll be £10, sir" :hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::okay:

!!! :eek:£10:eek:!!!
 
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