Must Have Very Bad Bikers BO or Something

[BSRU]

I have to come off the road onto a shared cycle path, today I join the path just behind a MTB rider already using the path, he quite clearly sees me as I wait for him to pass before joining.
About ten metres later we both have to stop to cross a road, just as he is about to set off he looks back and scarpers off like I am holding a large machete with fresh blood on it saying "I have a present for you", in a Shining type voice .
As I cruise at low speed on the narrow shared path, as I always do, I watch him piss along the path weaving around pedestrians giving it some beans.

 

[snapper_37]

Did you remember to wear bottom attire this morning?

 

[BSRU]

Did you remember to wear bottom attire this morning?

Probably but I cannot guarantee it

 

[snapper_37]

Scratch that. Doesn't go too well with 'holding a large machete'.

I think he was just petrified dahling that you may *shock horror gulp* overtake?

 

[gambatte]

It might have been 'scratching that' that got this reaction?

 

[jonny jeez]

Scratch that. Doesn't go too well with 'holding a large machete'.

ooer...bottoms and machete's. Reminds me of the infamous scene from "run bitch run"

 

[Pat "5mph"]

You must be a scary black lycra cladded monster

 

[Headgardener]

Isn't there some law that says that you can't urinate in public?