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G - because that is her entitlement in the eyes of Rob, my son. I have, on occasions scratched her behind the ears, in order to attract the attention of her Mother. (Cap. M) 

Auntie Helen said:I imagine your son's girlfriend (why the capital G?) isn't also called "bad girl", "poodles", "naughty doggie", "oy!", "no!" and the various other forms of nomenclature from which Lucy suffers.
Aperitif said:G - because that is her entitlement in the eyes of Rob, my son. I have, on occasions scratched her behind the ears, in order to attract the attention of her Mother. (Cap. M)![]()
Auntie Helen said:Was putting milk in the fridge, bending down to pick the 4 pint carton off the floor and swivelling to raise it up to a high shelf in our fridge. Ping.
Am now hobbling about. No cycling for me today. Ouch!
(I think it's a pulled muscle rather than anything skeletal, but I am walking around regally like a lady with a box of eggs on her head).
rich p said:Cripes. Ape in son's GF's Mum love quadrilateral![]()
Crankarm said:Sorry to read of your discomfort AH. A tip - is to use the edge of a stair to massage the affected area of your back. I have done this when I have got stiffness/pain in my lower back. Sit on the lower stairs and push your lower back - side, middle, lower vertebrae ect. onto the carpeted stair edge gently massaging using your legs and arms to support your weight. It is f'kin brilliant as you can massage exactly where you want as forcefully or as lightly as you desire. Once finished I always feel like new.
Also with your back squarely against the stair lifting slightly your opposite leg to the direction you twist, gently do a few twists to crack your back as well. This brings considerable relief IME "freeing" up the lower back and muscles which can get very stiff.
Also standing squarely, slowly rotating your hips clockwise and counter clocksie as if you are wiping the inside of a bucket or Mr Whippy having a crap helps, but the above stair massage is by far the most effective IME. Keep your stomach muscles tense and breath in though. Far better than any chiropractor or physiotherapist that I have visited in the past for my back when I was knocked off the bike years ago.
Saddle bum said:I could pop round and give you quick rub down with a copy of "The Sporting Life".
I'm afraid it is. The milk-hurling is almost certainly the occasion rather than the cause. I find I need constant maintenance just to stop these thing happening.Auntie Helen said:The thing that struck me in the moment when my back went 'ping' was, "I'm getting older, this sort of thing is likely to happen now."