My best car slap! :-)

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Sheffield_Tiger

Legendary Member
Couldn't believe it last night....TWICE red light jumping drivers nearly ran me down.

Out for a quick run, first off we get to a junction with pedestrian crossing lights, good job I had my wits about me as the car running the light was coming from behind me and turning left. No amber-gamble, the crossing was on green as I approached and as I arrived, a blatant "f*** the lights" as the car sped through. I always do check regardless of lights though as it's downhill I nearly fell over my feet trying to stop.

Second one at a junction across a main road with no pedestrian crossing but dropped kerbs, you have to be sharpish to cross the 4-lane road between signal changes.

Lights change to red, car approaching begins to slow, I stride out to jog across, car driver looks straight at me and decides I can jolly well wait and accellerates through, close enough for me to give his back wing a good hard slap. Tyres screech, I'm already running on, (since that was my reason for being out), we exchange obscenities and he heads off.

Beauty of this is that when he headed off again through the lights after his stopping to shout and bawl, he's more than used up any brief grace period allowed by the red light camera at the junction for right turners etc - say cheese and then pop your licence in the post for the endorsement, there's a good chap ;)
 

Vikeonabike

CC Neighbourhood Police Constable
I can't believe you actually admit to doing this, Un effing believable behaviour.....








RUNNING this is a cycling forum.........go and post some where else...traitor!
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I can't believe you actually admit to doing this, Un effing believable behaviour.....








RUNNING this is a cycling forum.........go and post some where else...traitor!
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downfader

extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
I wonder what exactly the camera would show if he was caught on it? Him driving at a pedestrian and then getting a little road rage about it....?
 

gbb

Squire
Location
Peterborough
Car slapping has two outcomes usually....outrage from the driver, or as happened to me a month or so ago...instant fear/shock/WTF !!!!
I gave one a slap as it passed very close on a bend....he immediately slowed, passenger wound down his window....i thought 'here we go !!!'...and the passenger apologised profusely (i hope for the driver).
I think they thought they'd actually struck me, hence the shock.

No problem, apology accepted.

It never stops me doing it, but you never know what the outcomes going to be. I always say at work when i tell them of my close calls....'one day i'm going to come to work with a black eye...i'll pick on the wrong guy one day'.
 
Slapped a car today on the FNRttS.
It pulled alongside me coming upto a pinch point.
As I'm on a recumbent trike, I'm well below the hight of any side Winndows.
So we went through the pinch point side by side with me slapping the car 4 or 5 times to remind the driver where I was.

I did think "Do I punch it hard" and try and put a dent in the passenger down ...... :evil:
But did not as this tends to hurt my knuckles to much.

Luck ........... :biggrin:
 

rusky

CC Addict
Location
Hove
Slapped a car today on the FNRttS.
It pulled alongside me coming upto a pinch point.
As I'm on a recumbent trike, I'm well below the hight of any side Winndows.
So we went through the pinch point side by side with me slapping the car 4 or 5 times to remind the driver where I was.

I did think "Do I punch it hard" and try and put a dent in the passenger down ...... :evil:
But did not as this tends to hurt my knuckles to much.

Luck ........... :biggrin:

They can't claim SMIDSY with the flags you've got flying!
 

downfader

extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
I know people disagree with it, and I dont recall having done it myself.. but I do think a palm slap (not a denting thrust of a fist) could save a motorcyclist or cyclist from a more serious injury should they have time to do it.
 
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Sheffield_Tiger

Sheffield_Tiger

Legendary Member
TBH I didn't even think about it. Yes it was "lashing out" but FFS, he's looked at me, seen me run and decided to play chicken with MY life through his red light so I think under the circumstances a little "ped rage" is understandable.

I wouldn't recommend it as "the thing to do" but neither would I tell someone off for doing so

In this circumstance the fat lazy bar steward isn't going to get out of his car to chase the admittedly fat but not that lazy runner and if he had, I was just nicely warmed up at that point anyway :whistle:
 

ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
I am the first person to advocate conflict avoidance.

However, having been on the receiving end of a number of stupid, thoughless, careless and dangerous acts of 'driving' in the past day or so, my stance has changed a little.

Drive at me, or treat my life with total contempt, then your vehicle WILL get a slap.

Perhaps a knuckle-shaped dent in the roof, that costs you money to repair, might influence you to exercise a little caution around vulnerable road users?

I know doing this is criminal damage - but in 2 days I have been driven at, forced off the road and treated with total disregard for my life - so if you (errant drivers) think I give a toss about your 'shiny status symbol' - I don't.
 

Number14

Guru
Location
Fareham
I am the first person to advocate conflict avoidance.

However, having been on the receiving end of a number of stupid, thoughless, careless and dangerous acts of 'driving' in the past day or so, my stance has changed a little.

Drive at me, or treat my life with total contempt, then your vehicle WILL get a slap
.

Perhaps a knuckle-shaped dent in the roof, that costs you money to repair, might influence you to exercise a little caution around vulnerable road users?

I know doing this is criminal damage - but in 2 days I have been driven at, forced off the road and treated with total disregard for my life - so if you (errant drivers) think I give a toss about your 'shiny status symbol' - I don't.

Welcome to the club ;)
 
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Sheffield_Tiger

Sheffield_Tiger

Legendary Member
Sheesh, there's some peanuts about.

Just done the Sheffield tententen 10k this morning and despite there being race marshalls and cones out, I passed one marshall at a crossing point gesturing at a volvo who decided to ignore instructions and carry straight on, not stopping for those pesky runners going across the "car's road" :angry:

Anyway, I shall shut up about running now.

The cyclist behind the volvo was happy to stop and wait btw (to be on-topic)
 
I bet most of the pillocks would struggle to find a partner, and use a ton of metal revving up and down our towns' roads as some sort of 'status symbol' or ritual posturing.

Pathetic.

This is where you are wrong - otherwise totally "normal" people can sometimes have ignorant views in or out of the car.
 
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