My best one liner yet

[Paul_L]

On this morning's commute in, whilst in primary through two central refuges in quick succession, as soon as i was through the second i moved back towards the left. Some knob in an Audi convertible revved up and went passed me, all the while gesturing that i should have been more to the left. Note the word convertible here!

At the inevitable set of lights 200 or so meters down the road i filter up to his drivers window, and shout to him "i see you're in the wife's car today".

And then i pedal away giggling to myself.

 

[battered]

Reminds me of another good one, directed at some young bloke in a swanky car, suited up and playing "Managing Director" behind the wheel. A mate came up with it after he'd cut him up, again shortly before some lights.

"Hey, sonny, just 'cos your Dad's lent you his car doesn't mean you own the road."

 

[swee'pea99]

I'm still proud of 'Well, you've got the Maserati - all you need now is a life'. Still don't know where it came from.

 

[Jezston]

Witness a TOTAL douchebag incident on my way home last night. On a wide-ish road that's wide enough for two lanes at the beginning, but gradually thins out into 1:

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&s...vO4wp95qfTJWIG7pttqaLg&cbp=12,258.79,,0,16.31
(view from my perspective)

Siren is heard in the distance, and cars start moving in to the left. Moment later, an ambulance is visible negotiating the traffic coming the other way. Moment later, some UTTER PENIS in a silver merc decides to take advantage of the open lane created by all the people making space for the ambulance, and zips through, before stopping at the point where the road narrows to one lane, right in front of the ambulance blocking its path.

I was thinking of some right doozers to hit him with as I caught up after the ambulance had passed, but I think the fact all the people who had patiently moved to the left all completely refused to let him back in, leaving him stranded in the middle of the road, was insult enough

 

[gaz]

I remember someone on here had 'get off the road' or something similar shouted at them. So they replied *pointing at a bus stop* 'get on the bus'

 

[Dayvo]

'A big prick with a small prick' is one of my favourites: just need the chance to use it!

 

[Headgardener]

I remember someone on here had 'get off the road' or something similar shouted at them. So they replied *pointing at a bus stop* 'get on the bus'

I actualy think it was in reply to someone in a car pointing to the cycle lane which ran alongside the road the comment "bus stop". Can't remember who posted it though.

 

[Norm]

I actualy think it was in reply to someone in a car pointing to the cycle lane which ran alongside the road the comment "bus stop". Can't remember who posted it though.

It was me who did that but I must confess it was inspired by another comment on here.