My cat offends me...

[Thomk]

...by always leaving the room when I open by tuba case

 

[Dayvo]

He'll stay if you open a tuna can..

 

[Dave 123]

I would too.....

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

He'll stay if you open a tuna can..

You can get a tune out of a tuna can.

 

[swee'pea99]

My little sister, who had the bedroom next to mine, once told me that the day I announced I was giving up the violin was 'one of the best days of my life'.

 

[Thomk]

He'll stay if you open a tuna can..

If I open the tuba case and the can of tuna at the same time??

 

[Mo1959]

Could be worse, you could have a Siamese cat which makes more noise than your tuba.

 

[Tail End Charlie]

Indeed, Siamese cats are very very loud, strident is the word I'd use.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[luckyfox]

Play a tuba tuna tune...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Play a tuba tuna tune...

It's hard to play a tuna tune when you're chewing a tuba.

 

[luckyfox]

It's hard to play a tuna tune when you're chewing a tuba.

Yes unless you're fluey and chewing a tuba with a tuna tune..

 

[Fnaar]

If thy cat offends thee, cut it off (as it sayeth in the bible, probably, somewhere)

 

[I like Skol]

@potsy offends me! But I am always happy when he leaves the room

 

[Lilliburlero]

Get a sax and play some jazz. All them cats love jazz, yeahhhhh.