My cat offends me...

[Hill Wimp]

My cat loves listening to Bill Evans, she falls off the sofa in sheer delight when i put him on.

She's not so fond of the Rolling Stones though.

 

[potsy]

@potsy offends me! But I am always happy when he leaves the room

That's the last time I sit on your lap and let you rub my tummy

 

[I like Skol]

That's the last time I sit on your lap and let you rub my tummy

It's the way you curl up and lick your balls that most upsets me!

 

[Thomk]

That's it this thread is closed, goodbye.

 

[I like Skol]

That didn't take long

 

[mr messy]

...by always leaving the room when I open by tuba case

A tolerant cat,
most would
leave their views
in your shoes
to peruse
whilst they muse...

 

[vernon]

A tolerant cat, most would leave their views in your shoes to peruse, whilst they muse...

An intolerant cat would eschew the shoes and leave a deposit where no-one would posit

 

[vernon]

Wrong thread @vernon?

I wouldn't get a cat to do what I'm prepared to do myself with @Racing roadkill's headphones.

 

[Racing roadkill]

I wouldn't get a cat to do what I'm prepared to do myself with @Racing roadkill's headphones.

Well you know where you can take that one then.

 

[gavroche]

Mine can open doors but never shuts them!

 

[vernon]

Well you know where you can take that one then.

Your headphones. You're right I know where I can take one.

 

[Racing roadkill]

A tolerant cat,
most would
leave their views
in your shoes
to peruse
whilst they muse...

Never a truer word spoken.

 

[AndyRM]

A tolerant cat,
most would
leave their views
in your shoes
to peruse
whilst they muse...

A tolerant cat?

Ha!

 

[Fnaar]

 

[Archie_tect]

Odd names for cats, but each to their own.