My Custard Creams have malfunctioned

[PeteXXX]

I think I might have bought a defective batch!

 

[Mo1959]

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I think I might have bought a defective batch!

When I'm eating things I always leave what I enjoy best till last so I would eat the side without the filling first.

 

[PeteXXX]

When I'm eating things I always leave what I enjoy best till last so I would eat the side without the filling first.

Good plan! 👍

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Heat in microwave for 20 seconds to restick together

 

[Fnaar]

Blob of blu-tack, sorted

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

You need these

 

[Salty seadog]

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I think I might have bought a defective batch!

This is an improvement in design, as a kid I would separate the two halves then stick two with cream on together.

 

[markemark]

Bought some M&S bourbons. They were the wrong flippin shape, squarer. Tasted all wrong.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

This is an improvement in design, as a kid I would separate the two halves then stick two with cream on together.

That sort of devious inventiveness is the sort of thing I expect from a the Head of SPECTA in a Bond movie

 

[TheDoctor]

This is an improvement in design, as a kid I would separate the two halves then stick two with cream on together.

That sort of devious inventiveness is the sort of thing I expect from a the Head of SPECTA in a Bond movie

It's obvious, innit?

 

[Salty seadog]

That sort of devious inventiveness is the sort of thing I expect from a the Head of SPECTA in a Bond movie

I can neither confirm or deny...

 

[Chris S]

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I think I might have bought a defective batch!

I was at college with somebody who used to work at a biscuit factory. He told us that one of his colleagues used to masturbate into the custard cream mix. Bin them!

 

[biggs682]

I would spread peanut butter on the non cream side and then push them together

 

[DaveReading]

I was at college with somebody who used to work at a biscuit factory. He told us that one of his colleagues used to masturbate into the custard cream mix. Bin them!

I bet those ones didn't come apart.

 

[Mike_P]

I was at college with somebody who used to work at a biscuit factory. He told us that one of his colleagues used to masturbate into the custard cream mix. Bin them!

Think those stories are typical to food factories, you do not want to know what alledgly has gone into Pork Farms Pork Pies in the past.