My cyclist's confession, what's yours?

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Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
[QUOTE 2462079, member: 259"]To stun mink. :rolleyes:[/quote]

That's no way to talk about the local chavs!

Sorry, 'to stun mink?' You say that like its the most obvious thing in the world!! :laugh:
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Also, I don't have any cycling gloves or padded shorts (mainly because I don't wear shorts (see up thread)), nor do I own a heart monitor.
 

gbb

Squire
Location
Peterborough
I'm waiting for the confessions of CycleChat's non-cyclists! :thumbsup:

(I was a temporary member of the non-cycling club, but am cycling again now.)
I'm in that club right now, hanging in the cycling world by the skin of my teeth. I think I'm averaging one ride about every 10 days...it's bad. I keep telling myself when this chest is better, I will get out there, but I scares me I've lost my mojo all together.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
I'm in that club right now, hanging in the cycling world by the skin of my teeth. I think I'm averaging one ride about every 10 days...it's bad. I keep telling myself when this chest is better, I will get out there, but I scares me I've lost my mojo all together.

ONE RIDE EVERY 10 DAYS?? You are a bloody pro compared to me at the moment!! :laugh::blush:
 

yello

back and brave
Location
France
It's not much of a confession as I've said it before and I know others share the same feeling BUT...

I don't like riding with other cyclists. I much prefer to ride alone.
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
When I am on a cycletrack that I know at night, I often switch my headlight off, let my eyes get used to the dark, and then cycle the path by sight. 'Tis amazing how much more you often see than if you are relying on a beam of light.

Digressing slightly...

On a dig some years back, camped in the middle of nowhere, the pub was a couple of miles away along an unlit lane. One of my mates, Trev, told me he was doing the walk without a torch to develop his night vision, He said he found that his vision was a bit like what you see through night vision cameras - a bit grainy with flecks of light. Something to do with the fact that the rod cells in the eye are more widely spaced than the cones that detect colour.

Anyway, one evening I joined the pub goers, and among them was a young lad who had a tendency to impose himself on groups. On the way back, Trev and I were testing our night vision, and Trev said "There, are you getting the flecky effect?"

The young lad piped up "What's the Flecky effect?" and on the spot, Trev and I made up a German 19thC scientist, Gustav Flecke, who experimented on his own night vision by walking in the Black Forest at night without a lantern. By the time we were back at camp. we'd given hi whole biography. He'd married a woman named Magdeburg, whose family disapproved, but then they were very rich, having made their fortune in Viennese wig-curlers.

The problem was that the lad fell for it hook line and sinker. When we got back, he thanked us for telling him all about it. By then, it was too late to explain. As far as I know, he believes it to this day...

So, a confession of sorts...
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
I'm in that club right now, hanging in the cycling world by the skin of my teeth. I think I'm averaging one ride about every 10 days...it's bad. I keep telling myself when this chest is better, I will get out there, but I scares me I've lost my mojo all together.
I'm glad that the doctors finally got to grips with the problem and I hope that you make a quick recovery now!

It isn't surprising that you are struggling at the moment. It was about 5 months before my desire to cycle came back after my illness. Even now, after 10 months, I am not as keen as I was because it feels so hard climbing big hills when unfit.

I went out and did 19 miles yesterday and ended up mixed in with some riders from the annual 'Over the Edge' charity ride. I was overtaken by every other rider on the Cragg Vale climb and they all cheered me on as they passed. I felt like a novice cyclist again! :thumbsdown:
 
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