asterix
Comrade Member
- Location
- Limoges or York
No, it was IP2 8D*, not very far away but we weren't as posh as Rectory Road.
My dusty crack is getting bigger and now it smells of smoke!
- Thread starter Andrew_Culture
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No, it was IP2 8D*, not very far away but we weren't as posh as Rectory Road.
A lit match. That's what 3bm got wrong last time.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Oooo ark at the pendant.
asterix
Comrade Member
- Location
- Limoges or York
No, you don't need a bust main, just leave the taps on and jam a newspaper in the toaster. It's how Jason Bourne would have done it.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Class!
How about getting a plane to crash into the house...leave the landing light on!
Taxi!!!!
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Andrew_Culture
Internet Marketing bod
- Location
- The People's Republic Of Suffolk.
Ah, was it Ashley or Turin Street? A couple of my family members have lived 'down there'
Brandon is in Norfolk, sorry for being a pedant...
Matthew_T
"Young and Ex-whippet"
- Location
- Prestatyn, North Wales
Provide some photos of the cracks in question and I will happily do a Conditions Survey for you.
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Hmm, all the archaeological reports I read said Suffolk. Wiki says 'on the border'.
Maybe they've moved the border.
Hacienda71
Mancunian in self imposed exile in leafy Cheshire
- Location
- Wilmslow, Cheshire
When you say the cracks are being monitored are they doing this using devices known commonly as telltales (a perspex ruler looking thing with a graph in the middle) which are glued or screwed in place either side of the crack, or alternatively have they put studs known as Vernier markers either side of the cracks, or are you just keeping an eye on the crack and periodically checking if it is increasing in width?
To gauge what is happening any building surveyor or structural engineer will need to look at the extent of the movement over a given period to ascertain the cause and if it is ongoing.
To gauge what is happening any building surveyor or structural engineer will need to look at the extent of the movement over a given period to ascertain the cause and if it is ongoing.
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Andrew_Culture
Internet Marketing bod
- Location
- The People's Republic Of Suffolk.
asterix
Comrade Member
- Location
- Limoges or York
Ah, was it Ashley or Turin Street? A couple of my family members have lived 'down there'
Yes it was indeed. We may even be related!
Baggy
Cake connoisseur
- Location
- Where the chevrons are
Mon Dieu! 
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Just work on the Estate Agent description principle. That's not a crack, it's an alcove.
Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
That's a goodly sized fissure Andrew!
