My flipping ceiling fell in!!!

[Fnaar]

In the spare room...shower above, obviously leaking! I may be offline for a while, clearing up the mess and sealing the shower base
Miss Goodbody is away, pity, as she's great with squirting my sealant in the right places.

 

[Fnaar]

Ceiling/sealing ... I like that

 

[Deleted member 35268]

I hope you get your hole filled in OK.

 

[stephec]

So Mrs Goodbody won't be able to help you get it up?

 

[I like Skol]

This is nothing to do with young Miss Tightlace from up the road swinging on the light fitting while tying to turn it on is it?

 

[EltonFrog]

Don't use KY jelly.

 

[TVC]

Oh dear, I hope it isn't too big a damp patch

 

[Speicher]

Will you need to fit a new shower? I hope it is not too complicated. Otherwise the instructions will go straight over the top of your head.

 

[Speicher]

Can you tap on the wall to make sure it is not hollow?

 

[Aperitif]

You need to take Ms Goodbody on the lath and get well plastered, using a good spread. And then, when you've finished, gently flick your brush here and there and give a right old buffing. Avoid hurting yourself if it's dry lining though...that would involve a bit of banging followed by a joint or two, before a quick finish. I like Mort's idea for the shower d'or though...make sure it slides back and forth smoothly at all times.
Does yours Grohe, Fnaar, or do you get a Redring?

 

[jp01]

You need to take Ms Goodbody on the lath and get well plastered, using a good spread. And then, when you've finished, gently flick your brush here and there and give a right old buffing. Avoid hurting yourself if it's dry lining though...that would involve a bit of banging followed by a joint or two, before a quick finish. I like Mort's idea for the shower d'or though...make sure it slides back and forth smoothly at all times.
Does yours Grohe, Fnaar, or do you get a Redring?

I thought his problems started with DIY.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

At least you taking it in good spirits!
Can't like the op, because I know it's scary stuff ... almost happened to me once ... the ceiling developed a bulge

 

[Drago]

I knew a guy who was badly injured when a ceiling in an office building collapsed on him without warning.

Fortunately, I thought he was a nob so wasnt upset by the news.

 

[Fnaar]

Basically the house is too big for us, physically (to keep on top of DIY) and financially (to do it up properly). My life is spent patching the bloody place up.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Torch it and buy a new house with the insurance money.