The Essex Spurs
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- Witham Esssex
Yes indeed ladies and gentlemen I have had to send a servant out to clean it.
I sincerely believe this is mundane news.
I sincerely believe this is mundane news.
My garden table has bird mess on it
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swee'pea99
Legendary Member
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The Essex Spurs
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- Location
- Witham Esssex
That's a beautifully clean table your servants do an exemplary job.I'm rather jealous.
Mrs M
Guru
- Location
- Aberdeenshire
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The Essex Spurs
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Witham Esssex
Oh dear I need the number of an employment agency to clean up after that.
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The Essex Spurs
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- Location
- Witham Esssex
Thank you so much for the kind offer.I am overwhelmed by the volume of people offering to help in these dark days.My faith in humanity has been restored.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Tell your bird to stop 'messing' on the table and suggest she uses the toilet like most people do.
Yellow Saddle
Guru
- Location
- Loch side.
Fire the servants. They should have seen the mess before you noticed and cleaned it so as to avoid the inconvenience of having to point it out.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Have you got a rock garden, too?
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
That island is just cr&p
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
gbb
Legendary Member
- Location
- Peterborough
They pooped on your bird table ? 
...Bustards 
...Bustards
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Sure its birds and not students?
It happened before lunchtime.
