My latest silly idea

[biggs682]

I have decided that all humans should have a catheter tube (no bag) fitted on or inside their legs that exits just above the ankle as steam or condensation , so this would also need some kind of catalyst converter to be fitted as well .

I think this would be an ideal device for those people that have busy lives and the amount of time it could save in people going for a wee break whilst working could also increase the nations productivity and another reason not to leave the EU .

Does anybody else have these kind of ideas if so please feel free to share them

 

[wheresthetorch]

Mine is for a cordless hose. Everything is cordless now: drills, vaccum cleaners, etc. Yes I still have to wind in a wet and dirty hose.

Can't believe no-one has thought of it before. I am clearly a genius.

 

[TVC]

How about calling a referendum on a subject that most people don't fully understand and nearly everyone really can't be bothered about.

 

[biggs682]

The other idea i keep thinking about is sweeping brush placed aprox 6 (man) inches in front of your bikes front wheel to sweep all the glass and rubbish away before you run over it and get a puncture

 

[ClichéGuevara]

[QUOTE 4183918, member: 76"]When new babies are born, make them do a maths and English test, then only keep the clever ones. The population explosions issues would be solved pretty much straight away.[/QUOTE]

Blimey, that'd be mass genocide for the 75% of the world population, leaving more room for the 33% of us left.

 

[Levo-Lon]

The other idea i keep thinking about is sweeping brush placed aprox 6 (man) inches in front of your bikes front


Wheel to sweep all the glass and rubbish away before you run over it and get a puncture

6 man inches?? They'd have to use a Red Wood for the shaft..lol..

 

[ClichéGuevara]

The other idea i keep thinking about is sweeping brush placed aprox 6 (man) inches in front of your bikes front wheel to sweep all the glass and rubbish away before you run over it and get a puncture

A suction device, powered by the pedals, could remove the debris in front, and eject it forcibly away from the kerb side, which could well reduce close passes.

 

[pplpilot]

To brighten up everyone's day bendy buses should make an accordian sound when going around corners.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Waterproof teabags would be a great invention for the UK. I mean, it rains so much over there, so you want to protect your tea, right?

 

[MontyVeda]

[QUOTE 4183918, member: 76"]When new babies are born, make them do a maths and English test, then only keep the clever ones. The population explosions issues would be solved pretty much straight away.[/QUOTE]
I've got a better idea... all pensioners should be shot at birth.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I have decided that all humans should have a catheter tube (no bag) fitted on or inside their legs that exits just above the ankle as steam or condensation , so this would also need some kind of catalyst converter to be fitted as well .

I think this would be an ideal device for those people that have busy lives and the amount of time it could save in people going for a wee break whilst working could also increase the nations productivity and another reason not to leave the EU .

Does anybody else have these kind of ideas if so please feel free to share them

That'd be good for bike riding. No matter how little i drink before i ride i always have to find a quiet spot for a pee, especially in cold weather. Going out with other riders poses a problem as they wont wait for me. Yes, peeing down a tube onto the road would be good!

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I'd like a pair of glasses with built in wipers, demister and headlights. Plus a heads up display of your watch and your mobile phone screen with a built in ear piece.

 

[Fnaar]

To brighten up everyone's day bendy buses should make an accordian sound when going around corners.

I'm not claiming originality nor nowt, but I refer the right honourable member for Knowle to the answer I gave in 2009:
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/bendy-buses-taken-out-of-service.35131/post-666199

 

[TVC]

I'd like a pair of glasses with built in wipers, demister and headlights. Plus a heads up display of your watch and your mobile phone screen with a built in ear piece.

That is so last decade.

 

[Tin Pot]

One bag for life.

When you're born you get the bag. You are never allowed to own another bag, ever.