My lecturer told me the other day,

[montage]

"Seriously, Montage , your marks are slipping. You need to watch your revision."

Brilliant. Even after watching Norway win that shitty song competition, I still don't understand how it was suppose to help me pick up those extra marks











Ok that is enough from me for one night

 

[Bman]

Not bad

 

[Bigtwin]

Yes, it's good that academics appreciate the important role that relaxation has on improving intellectual performance.

 

[montage]

haha.... my brother asked for a bottle of water....I drank most of it and left a tiny bit at the bottom and gave it to him saying.." I don't think you will like this...it is Minimal water" ......

(then gave him a spare one of course!)

 

[marinyork]

Perhaps they meant you should religiously watch Newsnight every night to improve your politics marks?

 

[Bigtwin]

My dog's got no nose.

Really? How does he smell?

Well he doesn't really, but fortunately it doesn't appear to hinder him as he compensates by relying more heavily on oral and visual stimuli.