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ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
Digging the footings for a patio. Was at it into the wee small hours too. The patio looks nice though, if a little spoilt by the lump in the middle. Haven't seen his boyfriend for a few days now?????
 

ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
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My neighbour is a single mum with 3 older teenage daughters who insist in sunbathing in their garden.. (honestly)
 

Noodley

Guest
satans budgie said:
A social worker

namby pamby. Do they have flowers in their hair? And sacrifice babies?
 

longers

Legendary Member
ComedyPilot said:
Hunting on YouTube I realised the bloke in Smokie that sang Living Next Door To Alice, was Chris Norman, of Midnight Lady fame.

I've said it before on here but it still makes me smile, we were travelling through the Czech Republic in an overloaded old fiesta with most of our wordly possessions crammed inside and two bikes hanging off the back while taking a month to drive to Italy to start work.

We pitched up at an odd little campsite by a lake that seemed very much like an industrial waste run off - no paddling. We were the only guests, there was a small bar where we went for steak and spuds. No common language was spoken and there was more of them than us.

We had a couple of pre meal beers and were introduced to their guard dog Rottie; he was a very big lad. "He'll bite your face off honest," is what they were trying to tell us but his eyes told different - the food came and one of the lads picked up a guitar.

It took a while, but with a mouthful of potatoes we both burst out

"ALICE?"

"etc, etc, etc"

But of course you had to be there :biggrin:
 

ACS

Legendary Member
Noodley said:
namby pamby. Do they have flowers in their hair? And sacrifice babies?

She did look at me in absolute horror when I threaten to fold her son in half and compact him, and his stereo, into a wheelie bin unless the music was turned off.

According to her I’m the baby eater whose only form of expression is violence based on a repressed childhood and brain washing by the military.

Bollox, I like my sleep and violence is the only language teenage boys understand when they are tanked up on cheap cider and weed.
 
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