My new invention-wife will not help!!!

[Dave7]

I go on my excercise bike for 1 hour and then log the distance & callories burned (just for comparrison). I am aware that the harder/longer I work then the more I sweat and therefor the more I pong...............quite reasonable I think.
SO..................to add a bit of interest and just change things a bit I suggested to my dearest that she could (only very briefly) stick her conk under my armpit and sort of er, well, measure the pong. She could log it each day and I will call it my pongometer or odourometer (Not made up my mind yet).
However.......doesn't matter how I ask she simply will not comply!!!!!!!
Any suggestions anyone?

 

[fossyant]

Wash more often !

 

[Globalti]

Get a job in the fragrance industry!

 

[coffeejo]

Get a job in the fragrance industry!

 

[TVC]

I suggest your wife needs a new husband, the current one is clearly weird.

 

[ttcycle]

I suggest your wife needs a new husband, the current one is clearly weird.

Seconded..I don't blame her to be frank- I get the sneaking suspicion you're not onto a winner with this whiff invention thingy!

 

[Arch]

Buy a sniffer dog?

The tricky bit is getting it to convey the results. Perhaps a scale - raise one paw for 'slightly whiffy', sit up on haunches for 'a bit pongy', roll over onto back and whine for 'total pong'...

 

[ttcycle]

Buy a sniffer dog?

The tricky bit is getting it to convey the results. Perhaps a scale - raise one paw for 'slightly whiffy', sit up on haunches for 'a bit pongy', roll over onto back and whine for 'total pong'...

But what if the poor thing dies..you never know what may happen after a particularly hard stint of training...