My sexist rant...

[magnatom]

Yes, I'll admit it. I am about to make a sexist rant about woman drivers.

I am fed up with them.
I've had enough.
Every single one of them.

They all think they are special in their little metal boxes.

In fact, I don't think I will limit this rant to woman drivers.

Yes I will extend it to cover woman cyclists and pedestrians as well.

Grrrrr.

I've been cycling on the roads for over 4 years now. Not once...on not one occasion...absolutely never!... has any woman driver, pedestrian, cyclist, scuba driver, postal worker, police officer.....ever, EVER.....




....tooted their horn at me....given me a wolf whistle... made sexually suggestive remarks at me... when I've been on the bike.

It's outrageous! Even when I am in my tight lycra shorts.... nothing... nada....zip.




Is my technique wrong? I've tried the primary position, but still nothing.

 

[Paulus]

Have you tried smiling at them? I often get smiles back. Try it sometime. I did get a woman driver stick her tongue out at me on Saturday though.

 

[magnatom]

Have you tried smiling at them? I often get smiles back. Try it sometime.

Are you sure it's not a smirk you get back...

 

[Archie_tect]

... made sexually suggestive remarks at me... when I've been on the bike.

....the rest of the time however....

 

[Jane Smart]

I apologise for being a woman, being a driver and a cyclist

i will get my coat

 

[magnatom]

....the rest of the time however....

 

[wafflycat]

Silly Maggers. This is because Mrs Maggers has made sure the entire female population of Scotland has been alerted to the fact that you belong to her and woe betide any woman who thinks to muscle in on her man... She brandishes a caber like no-one else

 

[magnatom]

I apologise for being a woman, being a driver and a cyclist

i will get my coat

Hmmm. No wolf whistle though...

 

[magnatom]

Silly Maggers. This is because Mrs Maggers has made sure the entire female population of Scotland has been alerted to the fact that you belong to her and woe betide any woman who thinks to muscle in on her man... She brandishes a caber like no-one else

Now there is an idea...maybe if I remove my wedding ring...

 

[Jane Smart]

Hmmm. No wolf whistle though...

I gave you one did you not hear it??

 

[jpembroke]

Accept it: they're just not that in to you.

 

[Crackle]

Oh dear. Jane can you give him a wolf whistle, keep him happy and at the same time remind of his responsibility to actually update his blog ocassionally

 

[Paulus]

Oh dear. Jane can you give him a wolf whistle, keep him happy and at the same time remind of his responsibility to actually update his blog ocassionally

I thought she had whistled at him, but he went a bit deaf.

 

[Speicher]

Magnatom, have I got this right?

You would complain if women were not concentrating, and not looking where they are going? but you still want them to oggle your posterior in lycra, and indicate how impressed they are with your physique.

Wanting your cake and eating it, springs to mind.

The solution, get off your bike, and stand beside it!








Then post some more photos!

 

[4F]

I would think that all the heavy breathing puts them off