Lazy-Commuter
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Or how about anyone wearing a tracksuit or a football topSam Kennedy said:Shoot everyone who wears berghaus?
Unless they are on a mountain
that's not actually doing sport.
My solution to population growth
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that's not actually doing sport.
Dayvo
just passin' through
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Lazy-Commuter said:
No, but shooting them is!
WeeE
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Your solution to population growth is entirely spurious, seeing as it's not the growth in population but runaway consumption that's the problem.
5% of the earth's population takes up 90% of its resources. And you're in the 5%. Logically, we should expect you to do the decent thing and off yourself.
5% of the earth's population takes up 90% of its resources. And you're in the 5%. Logically, we should expect you to do the decent thing and off yourself.
Arch
Married to Night Train
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Sam Kennedy said:Shoot everyone who wears berghaus?
Unless they are on a mountain
Change 'wears berghaus' to 'drives a big off road vehicle'...
Oh lord, I've done it now...
Actually, everyone able bodied should be made to do my job for a month. Anyone who can hack lifting, walking miles, being out in all weathers and smelly recycling boxes is ok. Anyone who positively revels in finding useful reusable stuff will be promoted to a governing position.
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Typical. Had the job for 5 minutes and she wants to foist it off onto other people.
Arch
Married to Night Train
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TheDoctor said:Typical. Had the job for 5 minutes and she wants to foist it off onto other people.
No, I'm fine so far. 3 whole days into it...
Day off from it tomorrow, just half a day at each of my other 2 current jobs...
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Well, that's just greedy. 3 jobs when some people haven't even got one.
*hides*
*hides*
Arch
Married to Night Train
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- Salford, UK
TheDoctor said:
I'll be back down to 2 next week, and awaiting the payment of a nice juicy invoice. I've gone spending crazy, ordered a computer for the Galaxy last night...
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Slacker...
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
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'Hi! I'm Eddy your shipboard computer.........'
ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
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- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
More people having less sex, or if they really must then make sure the act is about recreation rather than procreation.
Kestevan
Last of the Summer Winos
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- Holmfirth.
Compulsory contraception for all people under 30.
On each persons 30th birthday perform a quick calculation, anyone who has spent more time out of work than in employment in the last 10 years is compulsory sterilised.
On each persons 30th birthday perform a quick calculation, anyone who has spent more time out of work than in employment in the last 10 years is compulsory sterilised.
jeltz
Veteran
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jimboalee said:
tdr1nka said:
Population control by Vogon Fleet is by far the most effective
CharlieB
Junior Walker and the Allstars
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Going back to lady rider's OP, I've felt for a long time that the exponential growth in people squishing themselves on to this tiny rock in space is impacting upon a myriad of factors quite a part from climate change.
I work for an animal conservation charity, and one of the things I personally find distressing and depressing is that while we employ these wonderful people who are passionate about what they do, in nearly all cases where they are positively identifying reasons for the decline of a species, the major factor is the human need for the habitat that that particular species inhabits. Whether it's because we need wood (logging) or the species is endangering our cattle and thus our main food source, or whatever.
I don't know what the long term answer is, but perhaps the horrendous wars that will be fought between the major powers over the last 20 years of our oil reserves will wipe us all out before the population explosion becomes insupportable.
I'm not normally this depressing, honest!
I work for an animal conservation charity, and one of the things I personally find distressing and depressing is that while we employ these wonderful people who are passionate about what they do, in nearly all cases where they are positively identifying reasons for the decline of a species, the major factor is the human need for the habitat that that particular species inhabits. Whether it's because we need wood (logging) or the species is endangering our cattle and thus our main food source, or whatever.
I don't know what the long term answer is, but perhaps the horrendous wars that will be fought between the major powers over the last 20 years of our oil reserves will wipe us all out before the population explosion becomes insupportable.
I'm not normally this depressing, honest!
Dayvo
just passin' through
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ComedyPilot said:
I'm doing my bit for mankind by not having ANY procreational sex.
I'm doing my bit for myself (and the g/f I hope) by having MUCH recreational sex.
