Ah Seahouses

wifey comes from around Berwick. just after we were married we had a trip down the coast and stopped there. Amongst other things wifey decide to purchase a pair of joke handcuffs

After about half an hours walk she wanted to try them out.
MiL was the only one willing ( silly woman ) So she proceeded to handcuff her to a lamp post

After a couple of minutes of joking debate about leaving her there MiL started to get rather irrate. Wifey decided it was time to get the keys. Oh dear ! They didnt fit

Well the barrage of expletives turned the air red. I had to leg it back to the shop for a new set of keys. The shopkeeper had to lock up and bring all the keys he had. After about an hour she was finally released. This all happened on a freezing Jan day.
We had lovely fish and chips,and a very enjoyable day, except MiL of course.
P.S. I was all for leaving her there by the way
