My status: 'Chain cleaner'

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Auntie Helen

Ich bin Powerfrau!
I joined a German cycling forum before setting off on my tour (www.radforum.de) and rather than being 'Member' or 'Senior Member' or even 'Vice President', their stages of user posting numbers seems to have a faintly bicyclic theme.

For example, I have just (having done over 25 posts) graduated from 'Fußgänger' (pedestrian) to 'Kettenputzer' (Chain Cleaner) which, those who have seen my chain, will know is a wildly inaccurate description. There are also (in German) 'Cyclist' and 'Knowledgeable Cyclist' - although I haven't yet come across the Bonj-worthy 'Serious Cyclist'. And no doubt lots of others too, although I haven't paid attention enough to know.

I rather liked this idea of status being bicycle-themed. But wondered what the top possible status could be (unless it was 'Serious Cyclist'). Cycling God? Sir Chris? Cyclist With More Impressive Thighs Than Aperitif?
 

iLB

Hello there
Location
LONDON
how about this in ascending order of seniority...?

armstrong, wobbler,social rider, accomplished social rider, club rider, elite club rider, semi pro, pro, cycling god, cavendish
 

montage

God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
ilovebikes said:
how about this in ascending order of seniority...?

armstrong, wobbler,social rider, accomplished social rider, club rider, elite club rider, semi pro, pro, cycling god, cavendish
no need for that now
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
Can i have Tosser under mine? Please
 

iLB

Hello there
Location
LONDON
i have noticed a recent rise in customised thingies actually, i would quite like mouseketeer
 
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