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[vernon]

What you need is one of these

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oh, hold on......you've already got one

I think that's one of the problems. Owning perfection has its down sides.

 

[vernon]

I've been drooling over Woodrup's webpage.......I must say no, I must say no, I must say no.

I will furnish a full array of tasty pies and share them with when you come up to be measured for one of Woodrup Cycles' finest....

 

[vernon]

......and I'll also need a new wife - can you help with that?

Get your new Woodrup painted in the same colour as one of your existing bikes and claim spontaneous parthenogenetic cloning took place and invite her to write a paper for the BMJ on it as a distractor.