Name a whale.

Greenpeace are holding a vote to name a whale. Check out the front runner at the moment

http://vote.greenpeace.org/11/12/results

 

It shouldn't be Mr Splashy Pants. It should be Mr Splashy Pants Esq. Whales deserve brevity.

 

Suprised "Bumi" hasn't had more support, and mystified that "Jade Goody" doesn't appear at all.

 

James

 

No surprise that "Mister Splashy Pants" is well up front, all the other names are pretty pretentious.

What's wrong with Dave or Steve?

 

I've met some pretentious Steves in my time.

 

And Daves don't bear thinking about.

 

Reminds me of that Vic Reeves line;

"Name a breed of dog."

"Alsatian"

"No, sorry, it was West Highland Terrier..."

 

I wouldn't want to give a whale a name. How do we know that it doesn't already have a name given to it by its parents?

 

they might have been the ones who suggested and voted for Mr Splashypants (Esq).

 

Thanks for that Crackle, I'm now crying with laughter.
That's possibly the post of the year...

Greetings from Sunny Canada by the way everyone...it's chuffin' freezing