Name something today that you didn't know yesterday.

[betty swollocks]

I found out that my father's mother's mother's husband made Captain Scott of the Antarctic's underpants. Honest.
The sheer y-frontery of it.

 

[mark st1]

I found that when someone says oh my son has a bike that my husband wants out of the way if you can pick it up its yours but its a bit grubby.

Seems our "bits" were a fair bit apart

 

[Dayvo]

I've just eaten pâté made out of rams testicles. If you think it sounds like a load of bollox, it is.
I haven't learned anything today that I didn't know yesterday, you see.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I know now how to change gears on a motorbike.

 

[mark st1]

Also that Jessie J has a gorgeous body but the face of a

 

[biggs682]

today we have learnt what a bronchoscopy is

Also that Jessie J has a gorgeous body but the face of a

and mark st1 that is harsh

 

[BigonaBianchi]

today I met an entire branch of 'family' I never even knew existed for 51 years.

 

[derrick]

I discovered my wife can cycle 40 + miles

 

[vernon]

today I met an entire branch of 'family' I never even knew existed for 51 years.

You never twigged that there was an unexplored scion?

 

[JoeyB]

Today I found out that Onslow from Keeping Up Appearances is dead :-(

 

[vernon]

I discovered that you can get stainless steel window surrounds for VW camper vans for around £100.

I now need to buy a VW campervan with corroded window surrounds to take advantage of the 'bargain price'.

 

[TheDoctor]

I know what the cab of a Class 395 train looks like.
I got chatting with the driver before we left Dover, so she showed me round the cab and controls, and only threw me out when it was time for the train to go.

 

[coffeejo]

That one of my friends is far more artistic and creative than she'll admit. Or maybe than she even realises.

 

[Doseone]

How to square lash two poles together

 

[Fnaar]

I learned again the Michael Morpurgo writes fantastic books for youngsters.I was blubbing like a blubber from the land of blub.