Nearly hit a dog, heart is still racing.

[Matthew_T]

One day you will collide with reality with messy results.

Did you get the part where I was joking?

But more realistically: I might forget to turn the camera on (has happened before when I have been talking to someone). For little journeys to the shops I wont have it on, only for longer drives to college and work.

 

[vernon]

Did you get the part where I was joking?

Did you get the part where I was joking?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Did you get the part where I was joking?

But more realistically: I might forget to turn the camera on (has happened before when I have been talking to someone). For little journeys to the shops I wont have it on, only for longer drives to college and work.

Two thirds of accidents happen within 5 miles of home. Could be bollocks but I'm sure I read that somewhere.

 

[Matthew_T]

Did you get the part where I was joking?

Huh? What? Who said that? Huh?

Maybe you missed the part where I said I was Autistic, and a classic trait is being unable to understand sarcasm well. A perfect example of this was in work on Saturday, I had just come back from my 15 min break and a colleague asked me "What time do you call this?" to which I replied "What? I have come back on time, what do you mean?" she then said "I was only joking".
It might be funny to you but some people might not understand it.

 

[Matthew_T]

Two thirds of accidents happen within 5 miles of home.

Thats because people cannot be arsed cycling or walking the 5 miles it takes to get to shops.

 

[vernon]

Two thirds of accidents happen within 5 miles of home.

That's easy then, he'll only drive 5+ miles from home thus reducing risk by two thirds.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Thats because people cannot be arsed cycling or walking the 5 miles it takes to get to shops.

Walk 5 miles to the shops?!

 

[vernon]

Walk 5 miles to the shops?!

It depends on the exclusion zone terms of the ASBO.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It depends on the exclusion zone terms of the ASBO.

Yes how is the tag these days Vern?

 

[vernon]

Yes how is the tag these days Vern?

<H1><B><INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY> Missing </INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY></B></H>

 

[vernon]

<H1><B><INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY> Missing </INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY></B></H>

Enough tags for you?

 

[buggi]

this year i have killed a badger and a deer. I'm well upset about it

 

[vernon]

this year i have killed a badger and a deer. I'm well upset about it

I bet you've got a well stocked freezer though....

 

[buggi]

I bet you've got a well stocked freezer though....

no, i couldn't get it the boot!

 

[vernon]

no, i couldn't get it the boot!

Keep a chain saw in it....