Nearly hit a dog, heart is still racing.

[buggi]

Keep a chain saw in it....

new car... Don't wanna get blood in it just yet!

 

[vernon]

new car... Don't wanna get blood in it just yet!

OK. A chain saw and some pond liner.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

OK. A chain saw and some pond liner.

Just strap it to the roof, no one will notice.

 

[asterix]

Huh? What? Who said that? Huh?

Maybe you missed the part where I said I was Autistic, and a classic trait is being unable to understand sarcasm well. A perfect example of this was in work on Saturday, I had just come back from my 15 min break and a colleague asked me "What time do you call this?" to which I replied "What? I have come back on time, what do you mean?" she then said "I was only joking".
It might be funny to you but some people might not understand it.

Now look here, on the one hand you criticise us for not realising that your comment was a joke then you turn round and tell us that you have a condition where you don't 'get' sarcasm.

You can't have it both ways, you know!

Anyway, anecdotes about car journeys are simply dullsville, man, get out on that bike!

 

[Globalti]

Matt, it was a textbook emergency stop and your observation is good but I think you need to get your Mum one of these for Christmas to stop her badgering you:

 

[Spinney]

Matt - he's joking, don't give her a cork, whatever you do!!!

(Unless it's sealing up a nice bottle of champers!)

 

[Cycling Dan]

Matt - he's joking, don't give her a cork, whatever you do!!!

(Unless it's sealing up a nice bottle of champers!)

Not to mention the choking hazard.

 

[Matthew_T]

Matt, it was a textbook emergency stop and your observation is good but I think you need to get your Mum one of these for Christmas to stop her badgering you:

I would need a pretty big one to shut her up.

What amazes me is that she doesnt say a word when in the car with my dad driving. And he accelerates a lot harder than me.