Neat acronyms!

[rich p]

I heard a new one (to me anyway) today which I quite liked...

A CRAFT moment...

(Can't remember a f***ing thing)

One of my old favourites from the Thatcher/Yuppie years was...

LOMBARD

Loads of money but a right dickhead

 

[gary r]

a "Ninja" loan = No Income No Job or Assets!!Banks were giving them to everyone in the US

 

[domd1979]

New one for me the other day was POETS - piss off early tomorrow's saturday.

 

[Dave5N]

SINBAD - Single income, no bird, absolutely desperate

 

[Mayniac]

Once heard one from an Aussie mate who's dad was a GP. He sometimes wrote on patient's notes, CAFE.

It stood for 'Complains about f***ing everything.'

 

[longers]

I know a vet who used to write DIMITO on patient notes.

Dog Is More Intelligent Than Owner.

 

[derall]

Too many FREDs in this house:

F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device.

 

[Ceedee]

I like this one, demoted managers became PROJECT managers.

paper related office job ending in career termination!

 

[iLB]

neat who says neat these days? when did we travel back to the 60's?

 

[thomas]

I know a vet who used to write DIMITO on patient notes.

Dog Is More Intelligent Than Owner.

Apparently Doctors in Norfolk write NFN on patients notes. It stands for Normal For Norfolk

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Once heard one from an Aussie mate who's dad was a GP. He sometimes wrote on patient's notes, CAFE.

It stood for 'Complains about f***ing everything.'

My favourite medical one is "CF BUNDY". Which stands for "Completely F**ked BUt Not Dead Yet".

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Or the IT one, PICNIC ... Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

On a slightly different note:
BNFL = Buy No Fish Locally
LASER = Looking At Source Erodes Retina
USAF = Usually Shooting At Friends

 

[Saddle bum]

NAAFI = No ambition and f*** all interest.

Specification seen on drawings - "MIL TBD 41"; Make it like the bloody drawing for once.

DILLIGAF - Does it look like I give a f***.

 

[Cubist]

One or two cop-specific ones

BONGO -Books on, never goes out.
ESSO - Every Saturday and Sunday Off (not loved by shift-workers!)
TJF _The job's f*cked
BLOG -Boatload of grief (a job you wish you had left-shouldered to someone else!)