Neighbour issue

[ufkacbln]

Tell them you took them to the Police who found several kilos of crack cocaine in the tyres?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When the wind is drifting in their direction, and ideally if they have the washing hung out; burn them!

Seriously, go and see them and warn them someone is dumping tyres in the neighbourhood, ask if they have found any tyres are car parts in unusual places, tell them you are warning all the neighbours to be on the lookout, tell them you have reported it to the local council and the police, and that you are posting messages on the world wide web, act a little irrational like its some sort of major incident, and you are thinking of installing cctv. If it was them they will think you are a loony and keep well away.

And if it wasn't them they will think you are a loony and keep well away.

Job Done

 

[rich p]

+1 about planting them up.

Fill them up with soil and plant some tatties in them. Start with a small amount of soil to begin with and then as the potato plant grows add more soil. This way you get a good yield from them.

Put some roses in them - it'll be a Goodyear for the roses!

 

[buggi]

dump it back. they will only know it's you if they dumped it on you in the first place. otherwise they won't know where the hell it came from.

 

[Crankarm]

What ever you do tread carefully.

If they dump two more you'll have a set .

 

[Brains]

Dump them in their bins on collection day.

If the dustmen refuse to take them, they will dump them in their garden for you.

(However I quite like the idea of the for sale sign, if they are both still there the next day, remove one and change the sign to 'only one remaining'. Ensure you tell all and sundry how you got £20 for them.)