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[Arch]

Seriously, you don't want to get hit by one of them. I saw on some crappy tabloid TV prog a motorcylists who took a pheasant to the head (he did not have his visor down) and the injuries were very nasty.

Yes I saw that one, broken nose at the very least I think... Not only that, but in swerving after it hit him, he only missed slamming into a tree by a couple of feet....

 

[buddha]

About a month ago I passed a dead deer by the roadside. On the return journey I saw an elderly chap struggling to drag it into the back of a pick-up, so asked if he needed any help. He replied "Yes. You wanna to go halves?". I declined the offer.

Of the other road kill on my regular loop, there's a badger that gets flatter every time I ride over it. Yesterday it was so thin and dry that it had started to flake. And there were crisp like flakes of badger floating about on the breeze. A new walker's flavour perhaps?

 

[Lazy-Commuter]

Of the other road kill on my regular loop, there's a badger that gets flatter every time I ride over it. Yesterday it was so thin and dry that it had started to flake. And there were crisp like flakes of badger floating about on the breeze. A new walker's flavour perhaps?

Flakey Badger? Sounds more like Kettle Chips to me ..

 

[4F]

Kamakazi pheasants are my problem at the moment. Nearly offed twice last week by them.

Nearly had me again tonight in the same place and this time there was 2 of them. I am sure the bugger is waiting for me.