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[CopperCyclist]

Maybe you just need to look female & pregnant

Doesn't work. I've had someone female and pregnant ask. I declined.

 

[martinclive]

[QUOTE 3396900, member: 259"]Aren't London cabbies allowed to pee against their wheels as long as they are standing on one leg on a bale of straw David Mellor?[/QUOTE]
FTFY

 

[Ganymede]

Well it would have to be blokes, wouldn't it honey?

I mean, what do you have to whip out?

She-wee?

 

[Ganymede]

What kind of events require blokes to whip it out in the street?

Well, the World Cup was a particular favourite, with all the screenings in Trafalgar Square. Blokes + Beer + No lavs... followed by a long hot spell of weather with no rain to wash it all away. *shudders*