Never mind all this scientific mullarky

[wafflycat]

600 miles on a bag of crisps and a bottle of water!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2774244.html?menu=

 

[Amanda P]

"He had only £6 with him, but said he was still determined to get to China by bike.

"I want to go there, because I've never been there," he said."

An example to us all.

 

[Landslide]

Quote: "Police have taken him to a care centre for minors before deciding what to do with him."

Sign him up for the TDF!!!

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

Waffly - this and the 2nd arse story. Are these stories, you know, true?